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VerizonMath Original Recording of Verizon Customer Service C

Impulse RenegadeCited 6× on HN, 2015–2025
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comedy · general · evergreen · 2015–2025 on HN

An original recording of a Verizon customer service call in which the rep fails to understand the difference between cents and dollars, known as Verizon Math.

It is posted as a joke whenever threads discuss unit confusion, bad numeracy or customer service failures.

6 comments from Hacker News

@burnt-resistor2025-10 · in “Oilfield Units: a Measurement System so Cursed it made me Change Careers”

Hearing about decimal feet tape being recorded directly as X'Y" (feet inches format) made me immediately think of Verizon math: ▶ this video

@ftxbro2023-03 · in “ChatGPT Outperforms Crowd-Workers for Text-Annotation Tasks”

I was nitpicking about 0.06 dollars versus 0.06 cents. It's this ancient meme, where a guy records a customer service call with Verizon where they have some back-and-forth about whether these are the same or not. ▶ this video

@forferdet2022-04 · in “Everyone gets numbers wrong, even the New York Times”

This reminds me of this hysterically funny customer service call to Verizon: ▶ this video More of the backstory: link

@tmp_cond_trav2022-04 · in “Everyone gets numbers wrong, even the New York Times”

Ha, never heard of this before. I had to hunt the audio down (found it at ▶ this video ) but it was definitely worth it. Very funny! Thank you!

@jsploit2021-08 · in “The time Pepsi got sued for a $33M fighter jet”

Reminded me of this classic recording [0] of Verizon Customer Service failing to understand the difference between cents and dollars. [0] ▶ this video