Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
The Onion4 HN recommenders · recommended in 4 months, 2013–2026
comedy · general · evergreen · 2013–2026 on HN
An Onion Talks satire in which a young media professional pitches compost-powered cars, offering the idea itself and leaving all implementation to others.
HN uses it as shorthand for vague, detail-free visionary pitches and as a satirical jab at TED-style techno-utopian talks.
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> If he gets pulses 10,000 times faster, he says he can modify waste on an atomic level. The great thing about articles like this is that it reminds me to go rewatch the the video "Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great?"[1], which neatly summarizes so much of the breathless excitement of vague, detail-free scientific and entrepreneurial claims. [1] ▶ this video
If you haven't seen The Onion's[1] Onion Talks and want a good satirical criticism of TED, I highly recommend them: ▶ this video (There are more if you want to find them, I didn't want to pollute commentspace with too many links) [1] The Onion is a satire newspaper, one of the first newspapers to heavily adopt an online format. They just killed their print edition for good last year.
If you haven't seen them, make sure to check out The Onion's TED parodies - Onion Talks: link They may be the funniest thing The Onion has ever done. =================================== Edit: of particular interest to the HN crowd would be their takedown of the "Idea Guy": ▶ this video and the "Social Media Consultant": link
Not exactly what you are asking for, but the Onion did a great send up of techno-utopian TED talks here: ▶ this video
>Ideas have always been cheap. Now, proof of concepts have become as cheap. I don’t care about your Show HN unless you have spent a month on it. I dunno, this idea guy seems to have some really great ideas, what's wrong with you skeptical programmers who aren't on board implementing his ideas for equity? ▶ this video
Has someone on onion talks said it before "the idea is there, it just needs implementation". ▶ this video
The “only” thing missing, is to get the best engineers, and pay them double what they normally make. Source: ▶ this video
> If you can make that cartridge dirt cheap, you will have invented an exciting new technology. Step 1: Have the idea. Step 2: Implementation. We're already half way there! ▶ this video
Have you ever met someone who was a hobbyist or amateur engineer at best, but always has grand ideas about how things should work? But has no idea of the type of investment or execution it would take to pull off. That is what I think of whenever I hear management strategies like these. It is like the management version of the compost fueled cars guy: ▶ this video Deciding that you only want the best people is easy. Is there really a business out there who decides they want terrible staff? Determining who those people are is extremely difficult. Even if you are successful in identifying the best people, can you keep them? Whenever I find exceptional people, it takes more than 'not firing' them to keep them. More realistically. Policies like these aren't designed with any idea of identifying or retaining talent. Instead they are usually a means to affect work culture. Like grading on a curve. It makes everyone work harder.
> From further reading, her initial idea was just that, an idea. She thought it would be possible to make a handheld device that could do blood tests. Reminds me of: ▶ this video
tl;dr. Do not sign the document. Beyond this case, it could also affect your future employability. VCs fund good teams, not ideas, which are cheap. If your partner doesn't realize that, she also has a hard lesson in front of her. Another great HN post: link +++++++ IANAL.* This is mostly based on my personal experience with NDAs, employment docs, and patent applications. NDA may also go by the name of a "confidentiality agreement" or a "proprietary information" document. You should also refuse to a non-compete agreement that says you can't pursue a related business or anything barring you from recruiting someone from this business. She may also ask you to sign a "work for hire" agreement that assigns your work product to her, which would also give away your ownership claim. Obviously, this work-for-hire contract is typically signed when you're getting paid as an employee or contractor. More to beware: You may also be presented with documents assigning away all "inventions". Be especially wary of this, as you may be signing away your idea and your right to pursue something even vaguely related later. You may also be giving her what she needs to file a patent. As others have suggested, company uses of NDAs are all over the place. Many companies do require them. Many don't. Strictness is all over the place, as is validity by state. For example, non-competes are almost unenforceable in California. Some companies who ask you to sign such an agreement will offer to compensate for
Why did they spend so much time and money addressing the limited range of electric cars... in Israel. A country smaller than New Jersey. It seems like his initial market had little need for his one differentiating feature. I can't help but wonder if this Onion Talk was modeled after Better Place after reading the article: ▶ this video