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Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3

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An Onion Talks satire in which a faux animal behaviorist gives a pompous TED-style talk about ducks quacking and chickens clucking. It parodies the vacuous style of TED talks.

HN uses it as shorthand for the vapidness of TED talks and for content that says very little in a lot of words.

10 comments from Hacker News

@nicbou2025-08 · in “The biggest loss of the modern internet, and how we let it happen”

Don't change anything on account of my personal taste. Here's a reddit post about the "LinkedIn writing style": [0]. It reads like a series of cliffhangers that never lead anywhere. It sounds like this [1] and feels like this [2]. [0] link [1] ▶ this video [2] link Again, that's really just my opinion and you should not take this too seriously.

@adityaathalye2025-03 · in “Thought Leader (2016) [video]”

Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3 ▶ this video YouTube algorithm is right. This is uncannily Thought-Leading, like the original post, but better, because it's shorter by half, and still receives a standing ovation.

@preseinger2022-06 · in “Writing one sentence per line”

One sentence per line makes prose feel sanctimonious, even self-aggrandizing. I find this dude's writing un-readable for exactly this reason. All of his articles are like HTML versions of the Ducks Go Quack TED Talk [0]. I just roll my eyes. [0] ▶ this video

@Stratoscope2021-05 · in “GitHub repository for Sedgewick's Algorithms is taken down”

There are some great TED[x] talks, like "Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck": ▶ this video And "How to sound smart in your TEDx Talk": link

@jerf2015-05 · in “The Sound of TED: A Case for Distaste”

"TED’s is the language and tone of the pitch. It’s a style that comes from corporate conference rooms, where product ideas are pitched to potential investors." Someone in HN linked this in a previous discussion about TED, but especially with that quote in the piece it's even more a dead-on satire home run from the Onion: ▶ this video Part of a series though my impression was that it's the same basic joke over and over... still, for at least one iteration, it's dead-on, and this is probably the most pure illustration of just the form in that series, with no content, for the author's point.