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New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time

The OnionCited 7× on HN, 2009–2024
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comedy · general · evergreen · 2009–2024 on HN

A 2009 satirical news segment from The Onion's 'In The Know' in which pundits adjust their on-air opinions in real time according to a live viewer poll. It lampoons pandering media and politics.

Used as a punchline whenever commenters see consensus-driven decisions, politicians chasing public opinion, or metric-driven content.

7 comments from Hacker News

@TZubiri2024-11 · in “Netflix's Distributed Counter Abstraction”

The value of netflix is probably not only on its technical prowess and app experience, but it seems they are pretty involved in content direction through metrics. ¹ ² Sources: [1] link [2] ▶ this video

@slavik812024-10 · in “Meta Movie Gen”

The Onion was ahead of the curve with "New Live Poll Lets Punits Pander To Viewers In Real Time". ▶ this video

@0xDEAFBEAD2024-10 · in “Quit Social Media (2016)”

I would argue the defining factor of social media which separates it from blogs/forums/etc. is the ubiquitous feedback metrics, in the form of likes/downvotes/retweets/etc. Imagine attending party where whenever you finished a sentence, everyone who was listening immediately responded with a silent thumbs up / thumbs down in response. Pretty dystopian. The Onion did a sketch illustrating the problem a few years ago: ▶ this video By this definition, HN is halfway to being social media. There are metrics, but they aren't displayed publicly.

@jkestner2024-04 · in “Jeff Lawson buys The Onion”

From what I gather, they invested in Onion News Network for IFC, and when that got canceled relatively quickly, they didn't risk online-only distribution. Maybe 2011 was too early to pivot to video? link My favorite bit, still stuck in my head whenever I see politicians from both parties rush to the scene of a protest or whatever, is "New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time": ▶ this video

@0xDEAFBEAD2023-11 · in “RIP Google Groups Dejanews.com Archive”

Yeah that sounds right to me. Even though use of the internet has expanded a lot since I was a kid, I remember making more genuine friends in the earlier days. My theory is that it has to do with the ubiquity of feedback mechanisms. Likes, followers, upvotes, etc. It's a never-ending popularity contest. We're now living this Onion satire from 14 years ago: ▶ this video The ubiquity of the "news feed" concept could also play a role -- long-running discussions are now fairly impossible. People who disagree just take potshots at each other, instead of getting to the root of the disagreement. It's a shame there's so much homogeneity across different social sites. Wish people would experiment more.