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Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson

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A 2-minute clip of US Representative Hank Johnson telling a congressional hearing he feared Guam would become so overpopulated that it would tip over and capsize. Johnson later said he was joking.

HN uses it purely as a joke about politicians' grasp of geography and science.

4 comments from Hacker News

@fallingknife2024-05 · in “The Lunacy of Artemis”

Probably because Congress isn't smart enough to realize his mistake. Here's one of them worried that Guam might capsize ▶ this video

@loonster2022-10 · in “Candidate Insists Google Blocking His Website; He Requested It Not Be Indexed”

Or my personal favorite, Rep Hank Johnson thinks Guam will tip over if too many troops get deployed onto it. ▶ this video

@mlac2022-01 · in “Militarized Dolphins Protect Almost a Quarter of the US Nuclear Stockpile”

The submarine might burrow itself down into the Mariana Trench and then set them all off at the same time. This would open a crack in the ocean floor, draining the ocean. I’m studying how these things work where this guy went to school: ▶ this video

@dmix2014-01 · in “What You Get When 30 People Draw a World Map From Memory”

And here's what you get when Congressmen Hank Johnson asks if an island, Guam, will capsize and tip over if overly populated. ▶ this video